dirkjohnprince:

oh my fuck

when bro discovers the Japanese language setting on his phone he texts Dave non god damn stop using a kawaii emote in every text

” Dave do the dishes
(*｀へ´*)

Dave we’re out of milk
！(◎_◎;)

Kiddo, I ate all your captain crunch
☆〜（ゝ。∂）

I filled your room with cat posters
ψ(｀∇´)ψ

I just sewed the best smuppet ever
*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･’(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)’･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* “

and sometimes he won’t even send him English, just random Japanese gibberish.

“屋良打は釜谷羽田話マラさ ( ；´Д｀) “

(Source: stridercestprince)

irrelevantinsomniac:

help i can’t stop drawing boys being cute

canwemakeout:

oh my god no you guys STOP BEING PERFECT RIGHT NOW

(Source: suchirolle)

scarlettredotaku:

The Avengers: Tony/Steve by *mixed-blessing

My new OTP!!~ <3

yaoifangirl:

Tony x Steve <3

onesyouhear:

Reason 1,205 Why I Adore Steve Rogers: When he says this, he looks exactly like a mother admonishing her husband and children for being dickwads and ruining their neighborhood reputation.

Steve:  Is everything a joke to you?  You do realize I have to see these people every day—I have to buy vegetables at the grocery store next to them—and you think, what?  It’s funny?

Steve:  Oh yeah, you’re the funny guy.  That’s great.  Routing all the television channels in the entire city block to show only light porn.

Steve:  What about the children, Tony.

Steve:  You are not a good man.

Steve:  Stop laughing.

Steve:  TONY.

schmemy:

thx 4 th mmrs

baka-tama:

This photo is totally my phone wallpaper atm :I

I regret nothing!

yummytomatoes:

this was a lot more funny at 2 am